You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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