I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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