You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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