Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You smell like a Billy Joel song
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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