I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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