The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
