Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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