I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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