no. you can't hotbox the world.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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