so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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