Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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