I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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