You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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