Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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