..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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