Pappa wants mamma naked
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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