PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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