Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
should my penis look like a turkey
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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