i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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