no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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