Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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