Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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