Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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