Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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