Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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