Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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