I wish i was in the wii world.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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