Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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