on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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