just tell him i said nine months
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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