Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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