do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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