I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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