How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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