We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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