i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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