So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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