no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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