She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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