just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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