? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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