Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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