Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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