her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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