At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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