I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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