She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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