i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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