I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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