i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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