Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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