found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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