His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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