I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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