maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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