if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I want to be your penis for a week.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
