Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think my vagina is haunted
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's blow job season.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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