is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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